*Tidus appears*
Tidus: Hey guys! What are you -
Rikku: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! GET OUT!!!!!
*Throws shoe at his head*
Tidus: Oof! (knocked unconscious)
Rikku: Whoops...
Yuna: Rikku, how hard are your shoes?
*Lulu walks over and picks up the shoe*
Lulu: I think it's the smell that did it *holds out shoe*
Yuna, Paine: Ewwww, Rikku!!!
*Rikky pouts*
*Yuna throws a Phoenix Down at Tidus*
Yuna: There!
Rikku: WAAAAAAKKA!!!
*Wakka comes in*
Wakka (confused): Whaaaaat, ya????
*Rikku points at Tidus, who is still on the floor*
Rikku: Get rid of him! And make sure Gippal doesn't come in!!
*Wakka drags Tidus out by the foot*
Yuna: Oh my god!!!! LOOK at the time, guys!!!
Rikku: The wedding starts in two hours!!! We have to get ready!!

An hour and a half later...

Wakka: Gippal!!! Who's your best man??
Gippal: Hmmm...
Tidus: Meee!!
Everyone: WHY would it be you??
*Tidus pouts*
Tidus: 'Cause who else am I gonna be best man for??
Wakka: You can be best man for... Shuyin, ya?
Shuyin: Yes, why not.
Tidus: Yay!
Wakka: So childish, ya? How old are you, ya?
Tidus: Errrrrrm...
Wakka: Forget it, ya?
Gippal: Wakka, if I made you best man, would you forgive me for wrecking your marriage?
Wakka: Yes, ya??
Gippal: Fine.
Tidus: Who's Rikku's maid of honour?
Gippal: Yuna.
*All the girls except Rikku appear*
Yuna: Come on, guys!!! Time to go!! Wedding in half an hour!!