make-a-story

[Spiffing Cheese]

I would really recommend this was moved to Arts & Writing before any mod reads the title...

But it's about FFX-2.

[Pouring Rain]

I would still think that it would be a joke. but still gross.

it still is.

[Ffgrandmaster]

*Later that night, in secret*
Paine: We could always elope
Baralai: I suppose so
Paine: But where?
Baralai: Someplace where no one will find us.
Paine: A chamber of the Fayth?
Baralai: Better, The resting place of Vegnagun
Paine: But since your the only priest
Baralai: That leaves Maester Mika
Paine: Should we get him anywhere near Vegnagun?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Paine: He could reactivate it
Baralai: Your right.
Paine: Mabey where Vegnagun was stored under Bevelle
Baralai: But how do we get Mika there, he's dead
Paine: Dona's dad?
Baralai: Perfect.
Auron: Not so fast.
Paine: Dad, where did you come from?
Auron: It dosent matter, You would be willing to bring Maester Mika back to life just to get married!
Baralai: You forced us to!
Auron: I see... There is no way to stop you... Very well you may get married
Paine: Really?
Auron: I see there is no way for me to stop you
Paine: Great! Lets tell everyone else
Baralai: Mabey tommorow
Paine: Yeah it is late. What made you change your mind dad?
Auron: As I said "This is your world now"
Paine: Huh???
Auron: Never mind

[Yew-Yevon]

*Later that night, in secret*
Paine: We could always elope
Baralai: I suppose so
Paine: But where?
Baralai: Someplace where no one will find us.
Paine: A chamber of the Fayth?
Baralai: Better, The resting place of Vegnagun
Paine: But since your the only priest
Baralai: That leaves Maester Mika
Paine: Should we get him anywhere near Vegnagun?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Paine: He could reactivate it
Baralai: Your right.
Paine: Mabey where Vegnagun was stored under Bevelle
Baralai: But how do we get Mika there, he's dead
Paine: Dona's dad?
Baralai: Perfect.
Auron: Not so fast.
Paine: Dad, where did you come from?
Auron: It dosent matter, You would be willing to bring Maester Mika back to life just to get married!
Baralai: You forced us to!
Auron: I see... There is no way to stop you... Very well you may get married
Paine: Really?
Auron: I see there is no way for me to stop you
Paine: Great! Lets tell everyone else
Baralai: Mabey tommorow
Paine: Yeah it is late. What made you change your mind dad?
Auron: As I said "This is your world now"
Paine: Huh???
Auron: Never mind

now THIS is way better than all that violent crap i'v been reading before.

[Lover of Kh]

Ohhhh....I don't know......I actually enjoyed this story really. Keep it up people. *thumbs up*

[Ffgrandmaster]

*The next morning*
Lulu: If we have anymore weddings I think I'll die
Wakka: Your tellin me, I'm the one getting abused
Tidus: I think the weddings were find of fun except when Gippal pulled out his mortar gun
Paine: I agree... so let's have another one
Lulu: Oh no...
Wakka: But didn't Auron say
Paine: He changed his mind.
Baralai: We made him understand
Tidus: Made him
Auron: I realized I was wrong, It was the first time I realized I was trying to manipulate people too much
Paine: Whoa dad your going to deep
*Yuna, Rikku, Lenne, Tidus, Gippal, and Shuyin arrive*
Rikku: Hey whats up
Paine: Baralai and I are getting married
Yuna, Rikku, Lenne: WHAT!
Shuyin: Oh no ...
Paine: Gippal If you blow up my wedding hall I'll make sure it's the last thing you blow up
Gippal: Relax.. Where is the wedding gonna be?
Baralai: Good question.
Yuna: Bevelle?
Rikku: Calm lands?
Lenne: Zanarkand?
Paine: Mi'hen Beach.
Baralai: Great idea!
Lulu: Something tells me this won't be the last wedding
Auron: Whos left, Practically all of Spira is married
Shuyin: The dead.
Lenne: Yeah.
Tidus: Whadda ya mean the dead!
Lenne: There are some like us who never had the chance to tell each other their true feelings
Wakka: I AM NOT MAKING ANY SPEECHES FOR ANY DEAD PEOPLE!
Lulu: No one said you had to
Paine: At the rate this conversation is going we'll wind up going around Spira looking for people marry.
Lulu: Oops, I almost forgot about your wedding, We've got lots of preperations to make

Some one Please help I'm not good at writing weddings and I'm the only one to write something in 5 days come on people

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

can i get married to???

[jennifer]

Yuna: So Paine, who is going to be your maid of honer?
Paine: Haven't thought about it.
Yuna: I see..
Rikku: MEEEE!!
Paine: I'll tell you guys when I think about.
Yuna and Rikku: *sigh*

Later on

Panie: So Mi'hen Beach it is then?
Baralai: I guess so
Paine: alright
Baralai: Have you seen a wedding dress that you like yet?
Paine: Me? Dress? Who said I was going to wear a dress? Can't I just get married in my original attire?
Baralai: Haha good one
Paine: You think I was joking?
Baralai: *stops laughing* Oh ummm, if thats what you want...
Paine: I guess I'll have to think about that too. But can you picture me, Paine in a dress?
Baralai: Haha well I never really thought about it till now
Paine: But you didn't answer my question!
Baralai: Erm, well enough about that, lets agree on a wedding date.
Paine: BARALAI!

Meanwhile

Yuna: Hi, what are you up to?
Tidus: Nothing really, just thinking I guess..
Yuna: About what?
Tidus: About what I should make for lunch
Yuna: *starts laughing* I'll make you something, okay?
Tidus: Right on!
10 minutes later
Yuna: *hands him a salad*
Tidus: *blinks* Gee thanks Yuna it sure looks good
Yuna: Go on, dig in!
Tidus: .......
Yuna: Whats that matter you dont like it? *looks down*

[Ffgrandmaster]

Tidus: I dont feel so well
Yuna: What is that?
Yuna: !!!! It's a Mandragora leaf
Tidus: Your trying to kill me?
Yuna: How'd that get there?
Tidus: I feel really bad.
Yuna: You gonna be O.K
Tidus: I don't ...
*Tidus falls unconsious*
Yuna: Hey!
Lulu: What are you screaming for... What happened to him
Yuna: Is he gonna be O.K.
Lulu: A mandragora leaf... He'll be O.K. It just put him to sleep
Yuna: Is someone trying to kill him?
Lulu: I wonder who?
Yuna: If I find out I'm gonna...
*Yuna leaves the room*
Yuna: WHO TRIED TO KILL MY HUSBAND!
Everyone: ?????
Rikku: Whats wrong with her
Lenne: Someone tried to kill Tidus?
Yuna: WHO WAS IT?!
???: It was me!
Yuna: Seymour again
Auron: Havent you died enough!
Seymour: The spiral or death still reigns in Spira
Lenne: He's right
Shuyin: Yes... It seems that way
Seymour: That grants me a place in its ranks
Auron: We don't abuse our power
Yuna: You tried to kill tidus...
Seymour: Of course.
*Yuna kills Seymour again*
Yuna: THIS TIME STAY DEAD!!!

[lulusgirl]

I'M BACK! ! ! ! ! this story has gone well.let me see:

yuna-well,now that that's over with...
seymore-not yet
tidus-WHY WON'T YOU DIE ? ? ? ? ? ?
yuna-TIDUS,YOUR ALIVE ! ! ! ! ! !
tidus-wakka put a pheonix down on me.
yuna & tidus-it's YOUR time to die once and for all,seymore! ! ! ! ! ! !
seymore-oh really??????
rikku-YES! ! ! ! !
*seymore falls over dead*
lulu-what did you do???????
rikku-i just pinched a special gland in his neck.
lulu-i should try that.

[Ffgrandmaster]

Wakka: Wher'd you learn that?
Rikku: Brother taught me
Brother: Yaaaa! This is true
Yuna: Wher'd you learn?
Brother: Cid taught me
Lenne: Wonder where he learned
Shuyin: Someone should ask him
Rikku: Oh no don't even mention his name I'm sick of him
Paine: Guys
Yuna: What is it Paine?
Baralai: When we gonna have our wedding?
Yuna: Almost forgot.
Lenne: I say whenever you want.
Paine: How about In one week?
Baralai: Sounds fine to me.
Lulu: Then its settled.

I was worried this thread would die
Where is LadyRikku she wrote most of this thread and had some good ideas?
P.S. Cool Sig Pic lulusgirl

[lulusgirl]

Thanks ffgrandmaster.

lulu-then we'd better start planning.
*lulu rushes off*
rikku-i'll get the invites! ! ! ! !
yuna-why do YOU always get the invites?
rikku-because i'm the cutest.
*yuna attacks rikku*
*paine breaks it up*
paine-yuna,rikku, break it up
yuna-THAT IS SOOOOO NOT TRUE! ! ! ! !
rikku-whatever,i don't want to fight.at liest not right now
*rikku runs off*
paine-alright,i geuss i should go shopping for a dress.
*paine blushes*
yuna-you...paine...going shopping?
baralai-i thought you said that you were goning to wear that.
paine-well,i changed my mind.
*paine runs off*
*yuna follows*
*wakka looks around at the guys*
wakka-what should we do?????
tidus-what should we do???? you mean what should baralai do.
baralai-WHAT????? i am NOT going to be the only guy helping.
tidus wakka and shuyin-whatever
*tidus shuyin and wakka run off*
baralai-what's a guy to do?????
shinra-how should i know????i'm just a kid.
*baralai jumps*
baralai-WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? ? ? ? ?

[Ffgrandmaster]

(BTW Wakka and Lulus babies name is Vidina)

Shinra: Hehehe
Baralai: Man thats creepy... I'm outta here.
*Baralai leaves*
Shinra: Hehehe
*Later*
Baralai: Come on guys help me out here!
Tidus: We're fed up with weddings
Shuyin: Yeah
Baralai: Come on guys just one more
Tidus,Wakka,andShuyin: Fine

I can't do weddings I'm more of a serious action type of guy... I can also do comedy

[Pouring Rain]

Thanks for the acknowledgement, peoples. I have been waiting so long that I thought the thread was over and decided not to come over to this thread anymore. But since it's still active, I guess I better get to work, huh? Love your quotes FFgrandmaster.
Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow. Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!-Auron. Yeah! That quote from Auron rocks! Right before you fight Lady Yunalesca. Remember my thread? Lol. Anyway, here we go! Thats's a Mario quote, lol!

Baralai: So Shuyin, put this over here, and this over there, and that over here, and this stupid looking thing over there.
Shuyin: You just made me move the same thing over and over!
Baralai: Come on, we have work to do!
Shuyin: Why aren't they helping?
*Tidus and Wakka tanning*
Baralai: Come on! You don't have time for that! The wedding is in a week!
Wakka: Relax, ya? Thats plenty of days.
Tidus: Yeah! You gotta learn to take a break!
Baralai: Take a break this!
*Baralai and Shuyin pull Tidus and Wakka away from the sun and makes them start working*
Shuyin: Now isn't this fun?
Wakka: Not my idea of fun, ya?
Baralai: Stop chattering and get to work!
Shuyin, Wakka: Yes sir.

Meanwhile...

Paine: Come on! You know I'm not used to wearing dresses!
Rikku: Thats because you always wanna wear pants!
Lulu: You know, you don't have to have a wedding dress thats white.
Paine: I don't? Then lets get all the black wedding dresses!
Yuna: Okay! I'll be right back! If you need me, I'll be at Rin's Clothing Store!
Rikku: Okay Yunie!

At Rin's Clothing Store...

Yuna: Hmm, black wedding dresses. I think they should have them. I don't wanna spend a lot of gil...
*Yuna bumps into Rin*
Yuna: Aah!!!!!!!! Oh, its you Rin.
Rin: May I help you?
Yuna: Well, um...
Rin: Yes...
Yuna: Do you have any black wedding dresses?
Rin: Black? Why black? Why not formal white?
Yuna: Paine doesn't like white.
Rin: Oh. So its time for her wedding. But didn't Auron say that she couldn't get married?
Yuna: He changed his mind.
Rin: Oh. So what size do you need?
Yuna: Oh my goodness, I forgot to ask!
*Yuna beeping Paine*
Paine: Paine here.
Yuna: I'm at the Clothing Store. What size are you in dresses?
Paine: 18 in Juniors.
Yuna: Okay, thanks!
*Beeps out the transmission*
Rin: So...
Yuna: 18 in Juniors!
Rin: Follow me.

Ten aisles later...

Rin: Here you are.
Yuna: Thanks!
Rin: Anything else?
Yuna: Every one of these dresses please!
Rin: Oh my!

At the register...

Rin: Hey you!
Some worker dude: Yes mister boss Rin?
Rin: Take every black wedding dress that is a size 18 in Juniors and bring it over here!
Some worker dude: Yes sir!
Rin: Since you bought so much stuff and you are our best customer, everything is for free!
Yuna: Oh my goodness! Thank you so much!
Rin: My pleasure.
Yuna: How will I be able to get all these dresses over there?
Rin: The simple way.
*Rin brings a dumptruck and puts all the dresses in there. Then piles it all in front of Lulu's hut*
Rin: There you go.
Yuna: Thank you so much!
*Yuna makes a transmission to Rikku*
Rikku: Rikku here!
Yuna: I'm almost there!
Rikku: How much longer?
Yuna: I'm right in front of the hut. I'm going to enter now.
Rikku: Okay!
*Yuna climbs through the pile of clothes and makes it inside the hut*
Paine: So wheres the dresses?
Yuna: Look outside.
*Paine leaves the hut*
Paine: Oh my goodness...
*Rikku jumps inside the pile*
Rikku: All these dresses! Its endless!
Yuna: Happy wedding day!
Paine: Thanks Yuna.

[Ffgrandmaster]

Alright this is picking up again
(Thanks for the whole quote Lady Rikku i havent played 10 an a year and that is still my favorite quote)
Paine: I said a dress not every dress in Spira!
Yuna: ...Well at least they will have one that fits you.
Rikku: ...All of these are the same size.. the will only fit Paine
Rin comes back with another truck full of dresses
Rin: This is every dress I got so all of you now have something to wear.

Tidus: !!!! Where is Besaid there is only a mountain of dresses
Wakka: Are they inviting all of Spira!?
Baralai: I.. don't know what to say... all of Spira?
Shuyin: If you can lead it you can get married in front of it
Baralai: I only led half of Spira.
Tidus: What happened to the Maesters?
Wakka: Oh yeah you still havent been filled in about Spira while you were dead
Tidus: Duh! Why do you think i have been asking for the past 4 years... you people have been ignoring me
Wakka: You should have asked.