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    CSI: Bermuda Triangle!
    Grissom: Well Sarah, what can you know from this body.
    Sarah: This body is still alive.
    Eric: What?
    Sarah: It was dead when we found him, but now it's alive!
    Catherine: And it looks like a WWII Fighter Pilot!
    Eric: Errr...Guys? Where are we?
    Invisible Entity: WHATYOUHAVESEENISNOTHINGANDNOTHINGISEVERYTHINGANDYOUARENOTHEREYOUAREINCALIFORNIAYOUKENTUCKYBOY

    Law & Order: Parking Ticket
    *boom;boom*

    Lawyer: Is it right, that you didn't pay for our parking ticket, that YOU stayed longer than the alocated 2 hour parking time for an extra *checks notes* 23 minutes?


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    CSI : x-files

    Mulder - what6s going on here?
    Skully - we've entered a strange alternate dimension were you've join a team of crime scene investigators because fox wouldn't pay you enough to stay in the x-files
    Mulder - oh yeah....

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    the one that I thought would've been said from the truncated caption:

    CSI: Alabama

    Who *really* keeled Farmer Jones' hawgs?

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    I would love to see:

    Law & Order: White Collar - where the people who scam money from corperations, such as ENRON and Worldcom, are actually shown as criminals and not treated as if they are above the crimes they've committed.

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    CSI: West Virginia- Where No one has any teeth records, and Evryone has the same DNA

    Law and Order: Cold Case - Where the people look at old files and ask 95 year olds who don't remember the event but really do and get arrested.

    CSI: Da hood- Some Gangsters solve crimes on there fellow gansters, and pop the other gansters who gangsted the other gangters.

    Law and Order: Pre and Re- Watch the before and after of the others Law and Order.

    CSI: Mental Instution/hospital- See "CSI: Da Hood" But replace ganster with crazies/doctors and Gangsted with crazed/doctored

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    CSI: Baywatch
    Way to knock up their sex appeal, ya know.

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    Perhaps they should just quit while they're ahead, otherwise they'll get really REALLY boring.

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    CSI: Seasame Street

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar
    CSI: Baywatch
    Way to knock up their sex appeal, ya know.
    yeah!
    thats a good one!
    with david hasslehoff!

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    Law and Order: Rapper's Unit (Ice T's spinoff show)

    CSI: MLB (the first episode can be about steroids and the second episode can be about the ever growing conterfeit urine industry)

    Detective: This isn't your pee.
    Guest star Sammy Sosa: This is Sammy's peepee, yes?
    Detective: No, it isn't. Because according to this analysis...you're pregnant.

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    "Law and Order: Rapper's Unit (Ice T's spinoff show)"

    It's too bad 50 Cent and The Game called a truce. That could have been a major storyline.

    Take care all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    Perhaps they should just quit while they're ahead, otherwise they'll get really REALLY boring.
    They were ahead?

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    CSI: Los Angeles I would think would be the logical next place, in seriousness.

    However, along the thread's theme, I would say...

    CSI: Bley's Crotch
    CSI's on Crime (Eyes on Crime), just for the forums.
    Law and Order: For Once The Body Isn't Discovered By A Random Passer-By Who Screams

    CSI: A-Team...can you imagine Mr. T spraying a crime scene with blood-revealing spray and waiting for lab results? Television genius!
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