OK, if you already know this one, please don't ruin it for other people or anything. That would suck. If you don't know it but think you know the answer, then PM me. You get one guess. Well, you can have one guess per 30 posts in this thread.

Now. The rules are simple - you can ask me only yes/no questions. You have to figure out why a man went into a restaurant and, after eating some seagull, he went outside and shot himself. Bring on the questions.