How Come It Happened?

[Loony BoB]

OK, if you already know this one, please don't ruin it for other people or anything. That would suck. If you don't know it but think you know the answer, then PM me. You get one guess. Well, you can have one guess per 30 posts in this thread.

Now. The rules are simple - you can ask me only yes/no questions. You have to figure out why a man went into a restaurant and, after eating some seagull, he went outside and shot himself. Bring on the questions.

[boris no no]

did the seagull eat psycotics?

[Psychotic]

Is this to do with grammar at all? Like there's that panda example.
A panda eats shoots and leaves.
A panda eats, shoots and leaves.

I'm only asking that 'cause they sound very similar

[Rye]

Was the seagull fat?

[Misfit]

Was the guy on drugs?

[Loony BoB]

did the seagull eat psycotics?
No.

Is this to do with grammar at all?
No. At least I don't intend on it... but now I'll probably have to check over my grammar just to be sure. *does so* ...no, not to do with grammar.

Was the seagull fat?
No.

Was the guy on drugs?
No.

[Strider]

Did he eat alone?

[Loony BoB]

Yes.

[Misfit]

Was he an alcoholic?

[Madonna]

He shot himself?

[Psychotic]

Was it a whole seagull? (As opposed to a specific part of it such as its eyes)
Was the seagull prepared in some way? (Eg cooked, fried, stamped on)

[Loony BoB]

Was he an alcoholic?
No.

He shot himself?
Yes.

Was it a whole seagull?
No.

Was the seagull prepared in some way?
Yes.

I should also probably note that just because I say yes or no to a question doesn't mean it's relevant. An example being "Was he wearing a black T-shirt" or something like that. Sometimes it's so irrelevant that I can answer yes or no without it making a difference to the story. Sometimes people go off on a tangent without realising it. I probably won't let you know if it happens, so just keep that in mind. I have another one of these stories to be done once this thread is over, too.

[Undecided]

Did he order the seagull?

[Misfit]

Was he hungry?

[Loony BoB]

Did he order the seagull?
Yes.

Was he hungry?
Yes.

He thought it was chicken?
No.