Was he an alcoholic?
No.

He shot himself?
Yes.

Was it a whole seagull?
No.

Was the seagull prepared in some way?
Yes.

I should also probably note that just because I say yes or no to a question doesn't mean it's relevant. An example being "Was he wearing a black T-shirt" or something like that. Sometimes it's so irrelevant that I can answer yes or no without it making a difference to the story. Sometimes people go off on a tangent without realising it. I probably won't let you know if it happens, so just keep that in mind. I have another one of these stories to be done once this thread is over, too.