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W: Right after the review of Def-jam FFNY
Q: Adam- *bobbing head* mama said knock you out

Too hilarious!!

[Erdrick Holmes]

DIKDIK

That's the only thing I like about G4 was XPlay because Morgan Webb was a sex goddess.

[crashNUMBERS]

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Well stay on topic even though I agree :joey:

[MecaKane]

Wow, a refrence to a well known song. HILARIOUS

[mateoff8]

sessler: "dik dik"

[Ryth]

Sessler: "Farts are funny!"
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Sessler: "Morgan do you have a sister?"
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Webb: "Wait is he wearing a blindfold? Seriously who wears a blindfold?"
*goes to Sessler wearing a blindfold*
Sessler: "Doesn't everybody?"
*walks into wall*
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Widow's dead husband's skull: "Boring!"
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Rich white men: "Thats devishly stimulating my economy!"
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Fart noise, Cervantes: "Mwhhaaaa."
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Liberal: "What do you think about Bush being relected?"
*To Musashi*
Musashi: "There'll be no mercy."
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More to come soon enough...

[Xalioniaf]

Anything the guy with the high-pitched voice who does the groundhog and the "foulty montitor"(I was gonna call him the FDA Rabbit until I realized that FDA was food) says.

[cloud20747]

Merchant from Resident Evil 4.........
M:What are you eating, stranger?
Intern: AHH! A F@*KING CUPCAKE!!!!

Disembodied Voice is missing............
Intern: It's game time!
Adam: The Disembodied voice quit or is dead....Well dead to us.

French Guy.....
FG: Ah Ah Ah Gambling is for me!

More coming soon!

[Mr. Graves]

*covers ears* NO MORE CHEESE. NOOOOO!

[Ryth]

Anything the guy with the high-pitched voice who does the groundhog and the "foulty montitor"(I was gonna call him the FDA Rabbit until I realized that FDA was food) says.

You mean like,
Groundhog: "Oh I saw my shadow looks like 6 more weeks of winter for you, bitches!"

And-

"Wei wei wei hockey is for me!"

[Xalioniaf]

You mean like,
Groundhog: "Oh I saw my shadow looks like 6 more months of winter for you, bitches!"

And-

"Wei wei wei hockey is for me!"

YES! I love it when he says "Suck it!"

[Ryth]

Puppet: "Today on X-Play a puppet tells you to suck it!"

Puppet: "I don't really give a crap about King of Fighters 2002/2003 but I'm a puppet I can't even poop"

Puppet: "Everyone is so excited to see our review of Project: Snowblind. You know what I can't wait for? To get off the ****in' show!"

Puppet: "I'm a puppet and even I do a better job than Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb."

Puppet: "Bitches."

Kirby: "This sucks...and blows."

Puppet: "If you think you can do a better job hosting you can blow me."
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Webb: " Why couldn't we show it?"

Puppet: "Because it was too vulgar, bitches."
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Puppet: "It's a bit pornographic."

Webb: "Didn't we kill you?"

Puppet: "You let the dead in..."