They're known for their magic skills because the one in Florida also moonlights as a magician.
They're known for their magic skills because the one in Florida also moonlights as a magician.
Unicorn and Dragon theory
I believe that they once existed, but disappeared with time. I did a major project on both of them...
Unicorns: They were stolen, and Noah couldn't take them into the Ark. Or because of their purity they went into hiding, and some say that they will sometimes turn into a human so..Dragons: Well I'm only guessing because their bodies are only filled with many types gases and stuff (that cause explosions) that they probably all exploded xD But they really did once exist, but like the unicorns they went into hiding, or they were just all killedYou never know if your next door neighbor is a unicorn
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What about a Tigon?
and my next door neighbors aren't unicorns, because I'm related to them, and then I'd be one too.
oh wait, my msn name is 'first born unicorn':P but that's just red hot chili pepper's lyrics.
Heh, this reminds me of that fake baby dragon some guy said he had in his garage for years. It looked cool.
If dragons were still around I think they would be afended by the name "dragon" I have a book called "Song in the Silence" its about a girl who gose to a dragon isle and marrys the King of the Kantrishakrim (dragons in our language) after he dies and is turned into a human
Tigons aren't as pretty or big. And Napoleon says they spell like poo. :oOriginally Posted by rubah
The story I always heard with the unicorns was that they were very playful, and when Noah called them to get on the ark the playful unicorns hid and so quite literally missed the boat. I think the moral of the story is supposed to be not screwing around or something.
You snooze, you lose. That's why you don't see many dragons any more.
While I think its possible for a hobbit to become 111 it was the ring that really kept him alive and well and he lived for a damned long time (end of LOTR: Return of the King) in Rivendell after giving up the ring to Frodo look at him! I think in the book 111 or whatever it was, was called a Gross in the book but i don't remember. And Hobbits, were invented last century in the 1900s by Tolkien not this century (2000-2005). Yes I'm a LOTR freak.Dude, Bilbo Baggins turned 111
*is an elf* ^_^
Where are those mushrooms that witches used to forsee the future?
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns.
I stated "the last century" as the last 100 years. Not the last 5.
Bilbo lived to be much, much older and eleventy one, you losers.
You can't see unicorns because you have silly human eyes. Haven't any of you ever seen The Last Unicorn?
Signature by rubah. I think.
Dragons...yeah. The Komodo Dragon. D'uh
But, yeah, I have a dragon in my backyard and another on my shoulder right now. It's small now, but wait until it's bigger. We'll take over the world! Kekekekekekekeekkekekekekeekekekekeekeeke!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and the Unicorn...we mustn't forget the unicorn...my precious...
*You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
*All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
NERDS.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Bilbo lived to be much older than eleventy-one!!! In fact, when he went with the elves on their ship, he was older than Bullroarer Took. Who had previously been the oldest and biggest hobbit ever! (I think...)
Ooh, I read in the newspaper recently that they found a really small human skull, and they're not sure what it is, so they've called it the Hobbit...what if hobbits really existed?!?!That'd be the best!
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