I feel like I'm quotable, I just can't think of anything.

"THEY POSTED FLUTES!"
"Maybe *I'm* a butterfly."
"Future Freddie!" although that's not a quote.
"Beta club sucks"
"The LAW OF INHERENT EVIL, don't you mean? I'm not sure what this 'Law of Cosines' stuff is, that you speak of."
"What people need to do is to set up street linux vendors."