I <3 Denmark for "Pirate secks=Argasm"

"He was a great man. Now he is a great woman." Refering to somebody important on this site. Like an admin or CK. Or something. Idk.

And I can't forget Rye's sig "I have a crush on everyboy."

And my personal favorite is "$%$&#$%$#$%^%#^$%%#$^@#$@#"

"Lost: Ducky
Can't swim
Can't fly
Hates water"