Cram it.
Cram it.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries."
Take care all.
Ohhhhhhh!!! G!! *crosses arms gangster style*
Fixed.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
-you're the neighbourhood bicycle, everyone gets a ride.
-You're so fat that you has to get out of the car to change gears
-you're so short that it's hard to tell you're ass from your face (i've used this on jojo many a time)
-you're so fat you wear 2 watches, one for each timezone.
-you're so short you can see your feet on your drivers licence.
i have more but it would take up to much space. maybe i'll release some later.
Peace out and :rock:
EE
<3
If you're going to go after someone's mother I like the following:
"Your momma's like a light switch, even a four year old can turn her on."
"Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw."
"Your momma's like a broken vacuum cleaner, she sucks and blows."
Here's a little game my homies and I learned when we were watching cartoons. It's called, "Helium dozens." You know how when you play the dozens, the one who gets pissed off first loses? In this game, the first one who laughs loses. And each diss is done on helium. Here are some sample dozens.
-Yo mama got a pegleg with a kickstand.
-Yo mama got a glass eye with a goldfish swimming in it.
-Yo mama drives a 2-door potato.
-Yo mama lives in a shoebox with an escalator.
-Yo mama got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it.
-Yo mama got a glass boobie with a screw-on nipple. (My Excalibur in that game.)
No make your own thread. Sorry man. This is just disses. Once again sorry man...
he's telling us about it. not suggesting we play it.
Peace out and :rock:
EE
um hehe the easiest to piss somone off is when they "diss" you just say "i love you " that usually shuts them up
or you can try the old" your moms so dumb she got ran over by a parked car"
I don't diss, I prefer to spread the lovin'!
There's too much negativity in this thread, so I shall attempt to balance it out by using the power of lurve! With the help of my good friend Barney, of course!
I love you,
you love me,
we're a happy fam-i-ly,
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too.
There we go, just what this "big meanie
oh yeah, so are you!
You're Mum's So Fat her High School Photo Was An Aerial Shot
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
There is no need to continue, the pinnacle has been reached.
I disable signatures. Killjoy.
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