Here's a little game my homies and I learned when we were watching cartoons. It's called, "Helium dozens." You know how when you play the dozens, the one who gets pissed off first loses? In this game, the first one who laughs loses. And each diss is done on helium. Here are some sample dozens.

-Yo mama got a pegleg with a kickstand.
-Yo mama got a glass eye with a goldfish swimming in it.
-Yo mama drives a 2-door potato.
-Yo mama lives in a shoebox with an escalator.
-Yo mama got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it.
-Yo mama got a glass boobie with a screw-on nipple. (My Excalibur in that game.)