Goodbye Cruel World!

[Chemical]

Death is by no means a hillarious event, unless it is featured in a film by Troma. Which has prompted me to start this thread.

Just for poops and giggles.

A bit of morbid humour, if you will.

Post a fake obituary of your death. Be creative! And humerous.


Many morne the death of student, Ashley Knight. At 20 years old she had a bright and vivid future cleaning up other people's crap and becoming a slave to society's white collar job market. However, this youth's future came to a brief hault as her intestines flooded out of her anus. The product of trying to lift too many boxes at one time. She will be greatly missed by friend's and family members.

[Meat Puppet]

Liam Donald, died age 18.
Who?

[Del Murder]

Del murdered.

[DMKA]

Devil Now Kicking Ass.

[crashNUMBERS]

Del murdered.

How about Del raped then Del murdered.

[Psychotic]

How about Del raped then Del murdered.

Sounds like a plan to me!

[Erdrick Holmes]

Joel Holmes, a twenty year-old visionary had his plans for the future stopped by death. One night he went to an arcade to play a few rounds of King of Fighters 2001 when the machine ate his quarter not givingh im a credit. Out of rage he repeatedly kicked the 500 pound arcade cabinet only to have it fall over on him.

[crashNUMBERS]

Did you use some SF specials for that matter as well??

[krissy]

Not at all Reno was found in a cheap motel room two nights ago, his arms tied to the bottom of a sink line and his face deep inside the sink water which was turned to hot. The authorities were notified when the body was found by the groundskeep who got complaints of water spilling into floors below. He is survived by his electronic Sony dog and an extensive collection of porn (both will be auctioned off for charity this coming Wednesday at the Millow).


RIP

[Rye]

Rye:
She died early because short people can't reach the vitamins on high shelves.

[crashNUMBERS]

Doug A. Braga, Codenamed "Crash26821". He went to the crime investigations of continuous murders. When he got to the crime scene in the arcade room he saw a dead body. *walks over to joel* *kick-kick* Not caring at all about joel he stole some of his quarters and went to go play Capcom vs SNK 2. He joined in this investigation just to play at the arcade. A shadow apeared behind him. It was behold the void! The void asked "you like my sister??" Crash looking around runs away as the void uses his void of terror and thus a new crime investigation began with a man named, well codenamed "Crap26821" looking for the whereabouts of his lost freind...

[Yamaneko]

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[Shlup]

Last time I did this for an assignment in 9th grade language arts my teacher felt the need to call my mother...

[crashNUMBERS]

Not trying to be a prick but who likes mine??

[krissy]

makes me sad you're dead :{