Reno forgot to mention that he was naked with a pickle up his rear end.
How do I know this ?
That's non of your concern.
Reno forgot to mention that he was naked with a pickle up his rear end.
How do I know this ?
That's non of your concern.
Boldly go.
And I thought del was the murderer. Hmmm......
Ratiasu(A.K.A Dixie)
Died from laughing.
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
L.T. siegfried, Age 18, died yesterday evening. He was saying late in the produce department at the grocery store where he worked for teh third night running. When A lady who had just seen him pull fresh cabbage from the box to put on the shelves ignorantly asked him if there was fresh cabbage in the box (stating that the cabbage on the shelf looked as if it had been there too long) he paused momentarily before demonstrating the freshness by cramming two 50 pound cases of said cabbage into the womans throat. fleeing from the building, he murdered by hurling coconuts both the store manager and most of the cashiers. he was shot and killed on a low speed razor scooter chase later that evening related to the incident.
name:Strawberryman
Cause of death: Was shot by police while he tried to blow up the support beam for a building. The bomb shortly blew up because the cops did not have enough time to call someone to disarm it.After the explosion, the building toppled over and destroyed all of downtown St. Paul killing nearly 2,000,000 people. And setting a world record for doing so.
He shall be missed.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
Yet another death in the unsolved mystery that is spontaneous combustion.
Take care all.
You really think mine was funnyOriginally Posted by Ratiasu
You make me feel good inside (joke)
Last edited by crashNUMBERS; 03-14-2005 at 02:32 AM.
EE lived a full and happy life until he found out you can only be bitten by jojo so many times before you develop rabies.
Peace out and :rock:
EE
Wait wasn't tha--?? ........ Whoops..
Face
He had no lungs.
Ouch! died at the age of 15 after choking on the cooked peel of an apple. He had been over at his grandparents' house for dinner and for dessert he had an apple dumpling. His grandmother had neglected to peel the apples before cooking them inside the dumpling, so when Ouch! took a bite into the dumpling the whole peel came along and got stuck in his throat.
Seriously, those peels tonight were *so* disgusting.
He came, he saw, he bought the T-shirt and eventually, the farm.
Take care all.
ruth aka boris died aged 19. an untimely death.
would of thought that it was a bad idea to cover oneself in mustard and jump into a pit of hungery mongeese.
it was such a pity when the cage broke allowing the mongeese to escape carrying her not yet dead body out.
like a tidel wave they crashed into the local killer bee farm situated on the edge of the largest cliff in the world.
in a mass bundle of pain she fell off the cliff into the sea full of man eating shrimps.
eventually the sea washed her up upon the shore of a canabilistic tribe who proceed on boiling her with some tasty veggies.
apparently she tasted like chicken
*burp*
Trust No one
He came, he saw, he quit while he was ahead.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
nice one
Peace out and :rock:
EE
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