ruth aka boris died aged 19. an untimely death.
would of thought that it was a bad idea to cover oneself in mustard and jump into a pit of hungery mongeese.
it was such a pity when the cage broke allowing the mongeese to escape carrying her not yet dead body out.
like a tidel wave they crashed into the local killer bee farm situated on the edge of the largest cliff in the world.
in a mass bundle of pain she fell off the cliff into the sea full of man eating shrimps.
eventually the sea washed her up upon the shore of a canabilistic tribe who proceed on boiling her with some tasty veggies.
apparently she tasted like chicken
*burp*