Final Fantasy: 666. The game MADE for an emulator..

[Shoden]

how bouts they find out Shonen is a man thatd be funny and wrong

make another summon Michael Jackson he takes his face off and the sight blinds the enemies and deals alot of damage after he molestates them badly

[Ultima Shadow]

lol, suresure. Check out the editoral.

Great!

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Not a bad character, I could certainly do worse. Edge is pretty cool too, despite being so weak in-game when you first get him.

[crashNUMBERS]

Wow!! I had to ask if I can join huh! Your a great guy for starting this ^^(no Im not sucking up).

[cloud20747]

Heh, hows this player?

cloud20747

The blue states were endorsing cloning and you are a failed expiriment of one of our heroes. You're not hidously deformed or physichaly unable, but you lack the "superman" like effect the democrats were hoping to gain from genetic copies.. This leaves you with a sense of "who am i?" and "why am i here?" and leaves you baffled how God created man and yet man created you. So you become Ann Rice's personal muscle and protect the conservative conspiracy to the bitter end. There is a long city in which Ann Rice is at the end of. There is no monsters in the small city but you pop-up time after time.

First encounter:
"None shall pass! Ms.Rice came to this uncharted island for a reason! Turn back now!" you can choose to or fight. If you fight it's pretty easy to win but..

Second encounter:
"Yes, I see you chopped off my arm. It's but a flesh wound! Turn back I say!" And again..

Third encounter:
"...I still have legs! I can kick you see?! Have at you!" *Sigh!* And again..

Fourth encounter:
"You bloody coward! I have not yet begin to fight! Have at you sir! I'll nub you to death!" Which he does. Which deals about 1hp of damage.. Challenge rating: 4-3-2-1though should be considerd 0.

When you finnaly DO reach Ann Rice a plan crashes through her two tower apartment building and you don't get no info from her anyway as she jumps out on fire. *Thinks of that disco song "fiiiire"* Don't feel bad, you got a relativly good amount of exp and gil for dealing with the knight though.

I'm in the game? YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Hey can you change my hair blonde? Oh and what I meant was I was the Bodyguard of Condoleezza Rice. Oh yeah can I get a Buster Sword too? This game is going to rock!!!!!!!

[The Captain]

Ha, a bard eh? I suppose I'll have to brush up on my singing if I'm going to be of any real help in this quest.

Take care all.

[Shoden]

i'm a lady? Emily Howard lol
i need to become a transvestite and get into char

[udsuna]

Don't forget the ultimate-boss and dungeon sidequest fight. BIG TOBACCO. All the monsters you fight have poison attacks, confuse attacks, the "DOOM" spell, and/or other various status attacks. The favored stratagy of the various bosses involves casting "doom" or "poison" and then boosting themselves with defence and healing powers, waiting for their attackers to die off.

Clearly, it doesn't matter if you're liberal or conservative. Everyone's official political stance is that Big Tobacco must be destroyed. Winning gets you some of the best stuff in the game, including the black spell Addiction. Which is an unblockable, non-elemental spell much like FF8's "disintigrate" and essentially destroys the defence of any opposition.

I'll edit-in the bosses as I think of them. Right now, I only have a couple.

1. Joe Camel- spits a toxic goo that inflicts darkness and poison. Does a kick attack that deals considerable damage. Has the unblockable spell "cool shades" that randomly inflicts either confuse or seduce upon the target. It works especially well on any characters between the ages of 13 and 17. Killing him earns you the Cool Shades, and the power that comes with it. As well as the "Camel Tail"- a special item that is good for unlocking some special bonus, as well as being one of the "proofs" of your beating this uber-boss.

2. Marlboro Man- Has a lasso that works a lot like the "bind" ability in pokemon. His horse gets a kick attack. He attacks with his spurs. He summons the "dreaded marlboro god"... but is stupid and keeps summoning the famed Final Fantasy plant monsters instead. So, you have to contend with many of those during the battle. Victory nets you the Lasso, the special item "Cowboy Scarf" and the summon malborro spell. Which, as the name implies, is the Malboro Breath attack... ouchies.

[Gollum]

I'd be honored to do the music...or something...!^_^

yeah me too if you want help with the character icons or anything

[strawberryman]

2. Marlboro Man- Has a lasso that works a lot like the "bind" ability in pokemon. His horse gets a kick attack. He attacks with his spurs. He summons the "dreaded marlboro god"... but is stupid and keeps summoning the famed Final Fantasy plant monsters instead. So, you have to contend with many of those during the battle. Victory nets you the Lasso, the special item "Cowboy Scarf" and the summon malborro spell. Which, as the name implies, is the Malboro Breath attack... ouchies.

Oh I know why Malboros have bad breath. And you just covered the issue.
Damn Malboro's need to quit smoking.

[Harvest Moon]

Though i have to give you credit for inventing uber villains through the tabbaco industry i'll have to pass. 1: it's too easy and not really "funny." 2: they aint THAT bad. Sure ciggerates are additctive and slowly smurf you up, but hell so does/is caffiene! (Trust me on this one..) and besides, if it wasn't for ciggerates how else would i get the tabbaco plant needed for my spells? (I do cast actual magick. It's not all flashy blow up stuff or summon titan but i am a Pagan..)

[udsuna]

Ah, but Tobacco plants cheerfully grow all over the place. Anywhere warm and swampy. I can't imagine (even presuming a standard pagan ritual calls for it- as tobacco is a purely native american herb) that the stuff grown by tobacco companies should even be workable anymore. It's been manipulated and altered so much, it doesn't even resemble native tobacco any longer.

[SilverWind]

So...what? Have you like dropped this or something?

[MarikTheYuke]

Make me a charchter. A male yuke black mage. And gets high of markers. (not me, the char. send me a cpoy when you're dun to my email)