Final Fantasy: 666. The game MADE for an emulator..

[Harvest Moon]

Yeah, I wanna be a boss too, please.

Dark Cha0s.

Note: The circumstances for fighting you are optional. You are a young warrior sent out to find the Necrononicom so "Bush doesn't get his grubby hands on it" by Michal Moore. If you come across him in your adventure as HM.

Excuse me sir, I believe I have found the Necrononicom, would you step aside so I could take it back to our wonderful leader?

"Hells no! I have searched all my life for the writings of the Mad Arab! Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!"
"Sure, I know Moore will put good use to it.."

It's obvious which one will earn you which point, i'll be nice and tell you in advance that THAT Necriononcom is not THE Necrononicom but that fake one you can buy at Barnes&Noble. (It'd be pretty stupid for me to just discard your entire mission like that, but it's a good way to mess with your head isn't it?) Note: Though it's a fake, the book still contains many cool summons you may want to know. Like.. oh I don't know.. IFREET?! DJINN?! Those arabs and thier elemtal spirits i tell ya..

Ofcourse if you choose Jenny your left with the option that takes it to a more personal level.

"Hubba Hubba! You are one hot tommoly! I bet once Moore is going to give me a cash reward for finding the Necrononicom, want to go out for a drink sexy lady?!"

Choose yes "It's just a drink, and he complimented me sorta.." and you get a liberal point, and a few gil loss for you having to buy your own drink cause it turns out hey, Moore DIDN'T give a cash reward. The ass spelunker..

Choose no and you substain to the "I don't want HM to get jealous" and "besdes, you're half my age!" talk of a conservative, earn a point of said side, and have to fight this guy who wields a short-sword much like Moore himself. Though not nearly as DEADLY as Michal Moore, but then again who is?! Challenge rating: 4.

I do notice a pattern. If you try to stay liberal you WILL be dirt poor and if you attempt a conservative approach your in for a long grueling battle over and over again, not counting the random creatures!!! War and the economy.. it's what our country's made out of when it comes to rantings. xP

[crashNUMBERS]

I hope I'm not annoying you but can change my hair color to white (if you can) and change my name to just Crash, Thank you ^^...

[Harvest Moon]

Can I be one of those annoying sub-monsters that keep following you through the game?

I'll do you one better then that. an npc who has a chocobo ranch!

rubah.

[i]rubah is a young chocobo rancher who's father is sickly and he has to take on the family buisness. He tells you Wal-Mart is attempting to drive him out of buisness and sell chocobo at a much lower price because they can afford it being the massively large cold coporation that they are. rubah unlike his father cannot tell a lie and doesn't like to do business deceitfuly which is probably why it's failing misrably. He offers you a chocobo for a pretty penny but admits you could get it at Wal-Mart for like.. half the price.. Why do you want a chocobo? Because it beats walking. The option you choose has alot to do what happens from now on in the game.

"Sorry guy, but hey, maybe it's all for the best you know?" give into the overseas juggarnaut and suddenly a Wal-Mart pops up right infront of him and DOES offer you the chocobo at half the price! Boo yah!

"Ok dude, Wal-Mart despite being a succesful and smart buisness doesn't realize that there's people who rely on thier companies to put bread on the table. I'll buy a chocobo from you despite it being a tad more expensive.." Not only is it "more then a tad" but from now on you are exposed to a brand new andom monster! The SAMs club member! And they aint no pushovers neither! Well.. actualy they are.. (I should know, my ass gets ran over by them and thier buggies full of stuff everytime i step foot in a Wal-Mart.)

Either way, rubah doesn't take your choice personaly and you can visit him as a gambiling npc because rubah loves games. Roullete, poker, it's all there. As an easter egg the poker cards will have FF characters on them.

[Harvest Moon]

I hope I'm not annoying you but can change my hair color to white (if you can) and change my name to just Crash, Thank you ^^...

Suresure. ^^

And to the person that asked, why 666? Heh, because the maker of the game isn't too far off from his FF counterpart.. The only differeance is the Necrononicom has no passages meationing Chaos. Atleast to my knowledge, though it might seeing as Chaos was an Egyption god and Egypt is NEAR Babylon..

[crashNUMBERS]

Just so I can save you on your next post dont double/ triple post ^^...

[Harvest Moon]

I like it !
BTW That does look like Dr. Phil! Also can I be a boss? They'll meet me and be like" Hey your Cloud from FF7!" Then I'll be like "I'm not that Cloud!" and proceed to whoop A$$. This can make me an reaccuring boss. I can Also be Ms. Rice's Bodyguard at the end of the game. Big Sword and All

Heh, hows this player?

cloud20747

The blue states were endorsing cloning and you are a failed expiriment of one of our heroes. You're not hidously deformed or physichaly unable, but you lack the "superman" like effect the democrats were hoping to gain from genetic copies.. This leaves you with a sense of "who am i?" and "why am i here?" and leaves you baffled how God created man and yet man created you. So you become Ann Rice's personal muscle and protect the conservative conspiracy to the bitter end. There is a long city in which Ann Rice is at the end of. There is no monsters in the small city but you pop-up time after time.

First encounter:
"None shall pass! Ms.Rice came to this uncharted island for a reason! Turn back now!" you can choose to or fight. If you fight it's pretty easy to win but..

Second encounter:
"Yes, I see you chopped off my arm. It's but a flesh wound! Turn back I say!" And again..

Third encounter:
"...I still have legs! I can kick you see?! Have at you!" *Sigh!* And again..

Fourth encounter:
"You bloody coward! I have not yet begin to fight! Have at you sir! I'll nub you to death!" Which he does. Which deals about 1hp of damage.. Challenge rating: 4-3-2-1though should be considerd 0.

When you finnaly DO reach Ann Rice a plan crashes through her two tower apartment building and you don't get no info from her anyway as she jumps out on fire. *Thinks of that disco song "fiiiire"* Don't feel bad, you got a relativly good amount of exp and gil for dealing with the knight though.

[strawberryman]

Can I be the evil blight that corrupted the president ?
'Twould be cool If it were so.

Edit- If not, make me a boss. a distinctly tough boss. And just make it strawberryman if so.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

ooo, niceness! Think i could be a mini-boss? Maybe I could attack people who support extensive liberal economic measures like welfare and foodstamps to people who jsut don't feel like working.

[crashNUMBERS]

Mini?? I personally think we should have an optional boss. What do you think SA..

[Harvest Moon]

strawberryman

"Woooo! I wanna marry my cousin hyark!"

You gave me the idea strawberry man for adding more depth to the game. A shoe on the other foot scenario. If you're gonna endorse gay wed-lock, why not inscest? You can push the mayor of this small town to have this strawberry farmer have his wish and make in-blood marriages legal, OR you can say "Eww, that's just.. sorry, i don't want to get involved with this" and you'll be counterd witha "How dare you deny me and my cousin's love ya damn yankee! Come're! You're gonna be my new snake boots!" and fight to the bitter end. (Note: The only differance between Jenny and HM in this case is where jenny pushes the mayor to make legislation, HM being a spellcaster works just as well as any minister and gives the sermon himself..) The boss isn't too difficult,but he can be a pain. if you beat him you get something i think we all want, your very own gunblade! Ofcourse you've taking a step closer to the dark/conservative side, and you're about to break. xP Challenge rating: 6.

SocietyzAntidote.

[i]Deep in Mayan temples lies a red dragon. Be a conservative and you'll simply hear the dragon's earth shaking snoring "zzzz" and you can gget a five finger discount on all the treasure. Be a liberal however and the dragon will sniff out his new prey. "*Sniff sniff!* Mmmm pinkos! They be low-carb!" He's not an extremely difficult boss, but doesn't offer anything special either. However it turns out this dragon was fathering a young boy who cries over his dead father's corpse. You obviously feel bad leaving the child a latchky kid and have a choice to make. Help bring his father back to life through necromatic means, or not.

"It is not our place to play God young one. I'm sure he's in a better place now.." (Funny considering you're the murderer but hey, go with it..)

"Sure, it's the least I could do.."
Sympathize for the young boy and you earn a liberal point and hey! Turns out the dragon isn't so forgiving!

"You've turned me into some kind of freak! I'd eat your low-carb brains but you obviously have none! Come're!!"
The good news is: no fire breath this time around.
The bad news is: you don't get to heal from the first encounter.
Challenge rating as red dragon: 9.
Challenge rating as zombie dragon: 7.

[strawberryman]

You gave me the idea strawberry man for adding more depth to the game. A shoe on the other foot scenario. If you're gonna endorse gay wed-lock, why not inscest? You can push the mayor of this small town to have this strawberry farmer have his wish and make in-blood marriages legal, OR you can say "Eww, that's just.. sorry, i don't want to get involved with this" and you'll be counterd witha "How dare you deny me and my cousin's love ya damn yankee! Come're! You're gonna be my new snake boots!" and fight to the bitter end. (Note: The only differance between Jenny and HM in this case is where jenny pushes the mayor to make legislation, HM being a spellcaster works just as well as any minister and gives the sermon himself..) The boss isn't too difficult,but he can be a pain. if you beat him you get something i think we all want, your very own gunblade! Ofcourse you've taking a step closer to the dark/conservative side, and you're about to break.

o_0

[Harvest Moon]

Can my name be a spell, or an important item, or something? That'd be totally cool!

Here ya go buddy..

SilverWind

You hear stories of an increddible sword that has a brain all it's own and has brought many of warriors in the past to legendary status. You can find it somewhere in the cave of no return. (Gee, wonder why it's called that..) and after dealing with some horrible entities and fearing for your very life you'll come across a smart mouth sword. You can choose to take it and it grants many bonuses. Not only does it buff up it's possesor extremely, but the impact is so great even all your party members are buffed up a little in the presence of the SilverWind! However the SilverWind despite being a weapon is considerd a party member and takes up one of your "member slots". Just something to think about.. You can sell the talking sword for a waud of cash and have him call you a naughty, or you could just keep him in your inventory to collect dust. But you won't get the buffers if you do that..

[SilverWind]

Alright great makings so far!...So...where do I come in?

Edit: nevermind, how could i have thought you'd forgotten!
Thanks man! Aw, man! That is way sweeter that anything I could've come up with! AWESOME!

[strawberryman]

You can find it somewhere in the cave of no return.

If it's a cave of no return, then how does anyone know what's inside of it?

[crashNUMBERS]

I was thinking Id be cool if depending on what class you are you can use (not weild) more than one weopon.

Like thief (me ) for example:

Daggers/Knives
Spears
Light swords (as in weight)

And you get me!! Although I would only use spears and daggers/knives...

Edit: The Id part in the first sentance I was trying to say it would be cool not I would be cool 'cause that would be I'd...