Quote Originally Posted by Gollum
could you make me a minor character that comes and goes like shadow from FF6 (only you pay me in rings)
...SIDEQUEST!

Gollum.

[i]"Could you do me a biiiig favor?" Asks the lowly little girl.. "There is a ring somewhere up north that can grant me my wish, would you please get it for me? I know for a fact it's real, but there is no way I could survive up there! Those monsters are terrible and will eat me alive!Ofcourse once I get my wish I'll be big and strong and able to help you stop that evil tyrant! (Notice i leave out who the tyrant be..) Choose either..

"well sure little lady, who am I to deny a child and thier dream?!" or..
"I'd like to help you miss, but I have a very important mission. I can't waste my time going on scavanger hunts." Don't even think about selling or using the item, it isn't an option.

Choose no and Gollum just runs away blubbering about you being a meanie. Go for it and have a long grueling mission of finding this stupid ring and giving to him-her-it.. I say this because once Gollum posses the ring.. Gollum makes a wish.. to be a man! But this wishing ring has limited power and grants him only a differance in gender, not that of age are status quo.

"Well it isn't perfect, but I think now I'm ready to take on that big bully! See ya'!" You see the young lad run off to fight whomever your main enemy happens to be and before you can even walk away you hear "Michal Jackson?! Have at--what the--AHHH!" and then "Heheheheh"

Yes i know that was low, but hey, picking on guys like MJ sways people away from looking at me funny..

You want to summon the devil..