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  1. 03-14-2005, 06:59 PM #1
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    Default STOP SHOPPING NOW!

    The truth is clearly that shopping = satan worship.

    So what do you think of theories like this?
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  2. 03-14-2005, 07:13 PM #2
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    Evil prpaganda. just like eating 1 carrot more in a day that is recommended will morph you into a vegetable!
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  3. 03-15-2005, 03:57 AM #3
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    I believe it is true. See, shopping equals using money. And if you use money, you have to have money (Unless you have a handy dandy visa card that your daddy pays for) Now, if you shop enough, you'll soon be broke, and you won't have more money, so you'll have to stop shopping. Shopping can be very adictive, and soon you'll get abstinence, and rob a bank. Then you go to jail, die and go to hell, where you have to worship satan for ever.


    I wasted $2500 on the past 2 months, on pretty much nothing. and now, i have $1500 that has to last for 4 months, and include money to spend in LA, NY, Seattle, and some big city in Canada. I am now about to rob a bank...
    I'm just a sweet transwestite from transexual Transylvania...
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  4. 03-15-2005, 04:01 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belethdolien
    I believe it is true. See, shopping equals using money. And if you use money, you have to have money (Unless you have a handy dandy visa card that your daddy pays for) Now, if you shop enough, you'll soon be broke, and you won't have more money, so you'll have to stop shopping. Shopping can be very adictive, and soon you'll get abstinence, and rob a bank. Then you go to jail, die and go to hell, where you have to worship satan for ever.
    That is so well said.. I think I'm going to go rob a bank now.
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  5. 03-15-2005, 04:14 AM #5
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    Makes since, considering Santa = satan

    "Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
    By Sephiroths Clone
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  6. 03-15-2005, 05:22 AM #6
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    I guess demonic chants, bondage and swastikas just ain't enough for today's "trendy" Satanist. I actually remember doing about this whole "Barcode = 666" thing in school. Our teacher was throwing all sorts of evidence at us, and even tried to say that every computer is the devil incarate somehow. In all seriouness though, there were a lot of very upset pupils.

    It was hilarious, one boy was totally freakin' out, swearing at the teacher and everything!
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  7. 03-15-2005, 05:27 AM #7
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    Computers are the devil.

    Says my great grandmother.
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  8. 03-15-2005, 05:49 AM #8
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    O no im going to hell... but at least there'll be lots of other people...actually billionsmillionsbillions of people :moose:
    O' Death Be Not Proud...
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  9. 03-15-2005, 05:52 AM #9
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    So many people, in fact, that we'd all overpower the devil. And proceed to enjoy the warm weather.
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  10. 03-15-2005, 10:43 AM #10
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    i did a project for photography about how shopping has over taken religion.....
    i love shopping so much! i'm in pretty much awful debt.....i owe the bank £250 and various other things about £100.....i'm off to die.

    Trust No one
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  11. 03-15-2005, 12:31 PM #11
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    Utter bunk.
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  12. 03-15-2005, 01:20 PM #12
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    Shopping=evil, unless t'is for me. It drives one insane and it hurts one's legs, and it empties one's waller.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D
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  13. 03-15-2005, 02:41 PM #13
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    ahem,666,illuminati,666 is represented by the two lines another symol of the illuminati now for the snakes.....
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  14. 03-15-2005, 03:13 PM #14
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    So, the government is evil? I've KNOWN that for years.
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    I don't know about you guys, but that site made perfect sense.
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