HI ASHLEEEY. <3

Have you ever had those Dole juices? Those are the bloody devil. Sometimes I can open them, but usually me&roomie have to call upon a specially trained team of juice opening males we have on call 24/7.

I actually have developed an attempted-to-open-juice callus on my finger.

Another thing! Why does everything come in like inch thick plastic now? I recently got new headphones, and it took the jaws of freaking life to get them open.

Clearly the work of the Space Devil.