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    Verily unto thee! omnitarian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    Those plastic things are evil, and if you aren't careful they'll cut you back. I hate plastic things.
    YES. And to add insult to injury, the plastic things always have a cardboard insert with instructions and stuff on it, so you can't even rend it with a pair of kitchen shears without damaging the contents. Blargh.

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    It's all in the wrist.


    there was a picture here

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    Thermoses are hell to open sometimes -_-
    and the bathroom door always seems to lock itself



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    You know those breakable chocolate balls that are hollow inside? You're supposed to slam them against something and eat the individual pieces of the wreckage.

    I broke mine with a sledgehammer.

    Lots of these things are supposed to be theft-proof so you can't just steal whatever it is in the store without paying. I think I'll become a thief so that I don't feel insulted when things don't open for me.
    I am alive I will never run away Places inside My heart screams inside with pride Once I cried Now I wipe away the tears Once I died Now I'm alive

    --Alive (Korn)

    And we sneak a call And we're like thieves I love the times like these Just don't say goodbye Just won't you please I'm trying to do the right thing

    All my life I was in the cold Now I find I feel nothing more Leave me to learn Leave me to hurt Now I'm not so invincible

    --Invincible (Static-X)

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