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    Quote Originally Posted by noname
    Stoned in line, waiting for the bell to ring. Someone pull my pants down, and I didnt even notice tell someone told me.
    You sir, are a certified stoner. :<3:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ansem
    I was dancing with six girls at once to Kelis' "Milkshake", and I thrusted my pelvis wrong and split my dresspants, allowing everyone to see my gorgeous thong.
    :laugh: :laughing:
    *tries to regain composure* Thanks for sharing that Mr Ansem sir! For I, in total honestly, have not laughed as hard in weeks. No really, I'm laughing from the gut even as I type this.

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    I can't imagine splitting my jeans, not at 133 lbs and 6'.

    But I do remember toilet paper hanging out of my underwear and hanging down my back pocket. My friends thought I was trying to make a fashion statement...nothing can be more embarrassing than that. But looking back at it, and the fashion statement bit...that is pretty hilarious.

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    The most embarrasing thing for me was...

    hmm...

    I was singing...
    and I got booed at by 500 medium-security juvenile correction facility inmates for 3 minutes...



    Long story, but true...
    Anyone can rule the world if they give it the ol' college try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo Jellybean
    I can't imagine splitting my jeans, not at 133 lbs and 6'.
    It can happen to anyone. I'm about 150lbs and 6ft, that's not big at all.

    There was a tiny rip in the back of my jeans to start with, the sitting actions made it far bigger!

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