You sir, are a certified stoner. :<3:Originally Posted by noname
You sir, are a certified stoner. :<3:Originally Posted by noname
:laugh: :laughing:Originally Posted by Ansem
*tries to regain composure* Thanks for sharing that Mr Ansem sir! For I, in total honestly, have not laughed as hard in weeks. No really, I'm laughing from the gut even as I type this.
I can't imagine splitting my jeans, not at 133 lbs and 6'.
But I do remember toilet paper hanging out of my underwear and hanging down my back pocket. My friends thought I was trying to make a fashion statement...nothing can be more embarrassing than that. But looking back at it, and the fashion statement bit...that is pretty hilarious.
The most embarrasing thing for me was...
hmm...
I was singing...
and I got booed at by 500 medium-security juvenile correction facility inmates for 3 minutes...
Long story, but true...
Anyone can rule the world if they give it the ol' college try.
It can happen to anyone. I'm about 150lbs and 6ft, that's not big at all.Originally Posted by Dingo Jellybean
There was a tiny rip in the back of my jeans to start with, the sitting actions made it far bigger!