Now I'm not a big man.....

[Doc Sark]

....so imagine my surprise/embarassment when my jeans split down the back when I went to sit on a bench at the train station on friday, exposing my lovely boxers to the world.

Has anyone else had similarly embarassing moments in full view of the public?

[Chris]

No.

Edit: On Second thought, yes.

[Rye]

Yes. Will I share it? No.

[fire_of_avalon]

One summer I was playing capture the flag with eighty million people, and I had this small hole in the inner seam of my jeans, near the crotch. I thought nothing of it and ran and played. Oops, I ran on some slippery grass and did a split... oops, my right pant leg is about to fall off! We laughed and laughed until I got cold.

[Levian]

Yes, I had two holes in my jeans, one on both sides of the ass. They just expanded and expanded until my pants just hang from a small piece of cloth, which resembled a thong, so I threw it away. Best pair of pats there ever was.

[Shlup]

Eh, not really... Once while working on a group project at some friends a small hole in my jeans became quite large, but it was just below my ass so it didn't bother me too much. And I wasn't with strangers or anything.

[m4tt]

Went down a water slide at my grandparent's house head first. My suit didn't come with me. A whole ton of my family and their friends were there so.. yeah it was pretty embarassing.

[Ouch!]

I don't have any stories like that, but I can relate to you one that was recently told to me by my sister. Note that all spellings of the names are wild guesses.

Righto, so my sister is playing that Rizzo chick in the school musical Grease. One day during practice, when they're working on their dance moves, my friend's little brother, the guy playing Kiniki, jumps up to do splits in the air, whatever that's called, and his pants split and everyone sees his boxers.

Now, the funny part is what his boxers say. They're silk with a heart on the but with a lightning bolt through it and they say Rizzo on 'em. I think my friend's parents were poking fun at the guy when they bought him those boxers, but I still have to wonder: why the crap did he choose to wear them?

[boris no no]

never had any trousers split.
but i did experience an unfortunate accident involving "that time of the month"
i was at school....not really all that pleasent....

[DMKA]

I ripped my jeans down the ass once, but I didn't know it till I got home at the end of the day...oh well.

I don't feel like sharing anything else here. =p

[Yamaneko]

I gave a speech in my underwear once. I never did figure out why I didn't wake up.

[Cless]

When I was younger, my evil big brother once came up behind me and pulled my trousers down in the middle of a packed shopping centre. It was VERY embarrassing!

[Mindflare]

Sounds like fun. Lucky for me, I have yet to have this happen.

[muchacho]

ive been pantsed many times, but never boxers and all. but this one kid pantsed this really fat kid at my school one time, and the kid is so fat he could barely bend over to pull up his boxers. plus it was right in front of about 4 girls, it was really funny.

[Belethdolien]

last weekend, i was in a play, where i played a man, and because of that, I wore some way too big pants. I hadn't really worn those pants much before, and so I didnt know that the flyer kept opening up. So yeah.. guess 3 times what I discovered after I got off stage....
:P