this is fun who cares if its bull we can make up theories and make people believe it

Cid got so pissed off her became a transvestite and sold his cigs for money for a sex change he then went mad after merging with Aeris's figure and getting a boob job he went rogue and thats Ultimecia for ya.
Squall got upset he couldnt be powerfull so he made himself go back to a feteus through time compression and was reborn as sephiroth he then decided he preferred soap operas so he became a cross dresser Tifa got upset about this and went beserk and her boobs exploded killing her