I remember all useless trivia and no relevent things at all,
I regularly open soda cans with my teeth,
I can read 50 pages an hour for 60 hours straight,
I can put my feet under the front of my ribcage,
I can shatter a persons ankle, knee, and hip, tear all major leg tendons in one leg, and crush their nuts in less than a quarter-second.
Oh, and I can sing opera fairly well...