Southpaw?

[UltimaLimit]

Left-handed people should have their left hands tied behind their back, until after using their right hand so much it becomes dominant while their left hand becomes a useless, atrophied husk of a limb.

Just like how it is for us right handed people.

Forcing people to ignore their natural hand dominance is cruel, barbaric, and superstitious.

I was ambidexterous in kindergarten when I sucked at writing no matter which hand I used, but now I think I write better with my toes than with my left hand.

The beauty of being lefty / ambidexterous is, each of my hands have different talents. My left is stronger, and is better with things like writing, so it's the dominant hand. However, my right hand is better with throwing stuff and using weapons, so its not a useless chunk of mass like most right-handed people's left arms.

My friends for instance--if we play arms*, their right arms do just fine. However, my weak right can easily beat their weak left because they do absolutely nothing with it. It just flaps around all day collecting dust.

*For those who don't know, "arms" is where you and a friend take turns punching each other in the arm until somebody gives up.