Fruity sodas are a plague.

I always know who to undermine by what kind of soda they drink.
Generally, I think less of people who drink orange or grape soda, especially poor brands. I am disgusted when people choose certain root beers over Barqs. I do not approve of buying such things as water.

But I have a lot of mindless qualms. Because it isn't that important, even to me, I simply snatched the oppertunity, with the ferocity of a starved hyena, to call DMKA "fruity."