School bus drivers. Happy, innocent, school bus drivers. They seem so good natured in their daily drives to school and the struggle to stop kids from using swear words. Sometimes there's even a really cool one that lets you smoke on the bus! Peaceful and innocent school bus drivers. Or are they! No, ho ho! Little is it known that school bus drivers are plotting to take over the world. They're all part of a secret orginization that plans to rule with an iron fist. You see, their plan is to stop the education of our young'ns. We've all seen it. Kids who have been kicked of the bus because they were "bad". It's all part of the plan! When you can't ride to school, you can't learn anything. Without knowledge, it's all too easy for these evil-doers to fool you and sieze control. Sure their starting off slow now, but just you wait and see. It's a mass movement and no one even see's it coming. I know because, sadly, my Mom is part of the diobolical scheme. I :<3: my Mom, but when she thinks I'm not around I here her stories. Bus drivers collaborating with each other. Scheming foul plots. Act now before it's too late! I'm not a loon! They'll here right now to drag me away! OH NO... ... .. .. .