Chocolate.

- Eating Pudding always makes me feel weak.
- Sometimes Ice Cream is too cold. usually, it's on the verge of being too awesome, but that drawback is still harmful in a close match like this.
- Yogurt don't rate. It's a snack, but it won't do for a real SPECTACULAR kind of desert. I mean, maybe it's got something on pudding in that it's real, but still...

Chocolate is all versatile, always good, and can be eaten in nearly any scenario with the person eating it mainting his or her dignity. It also attracts women, for whatever that's worth to ya.