Because you take initiative!
Megseh's Foaffles are light, fluffy, and will drive you utterly batpoopy. The side of Loonyjuice, milked from our very own Loony BoB entirely without permission (that makes it yummier

) only adds to the madness. Be prepared for a wild ride after one of our breakfast specials, in strawberry schizoid, pecan paranoia or oregano obsessive, and remember, Chickencha is not responsible for any of your victims! (Chickencha the food joint. You can blame the namesake alls you like).