Ninjas!

[Spammerman]

For some reason when i think of ninjas i think o konuichi from smurai warriors.and hanzo hattori

[crazybayman]

If any of you guys think that any silly samurai, or wimpy pirate can beat a ninja, please proceed to read on, and be proven wrong.

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which means they can easily beat the crap out of any pirate, or samurai, whether it be hand-to-hand, open warfare, or toe-wrestling)

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."

[Misfit]

Ninjas suck compared to pirates.

Ninjas just kill stuff. Pirates drink and pillage and burn. Y'arr!

I concur.

[DaremihC]

Is that a picture of you crazybayman?
Your wearing a shirt on your head... and holding a sword... outside...

I'd get arrested for that where I live.





No, I'd just get shot.

[crazybayman]

No DaremihC, that's not me.

Its a ninja. In Iraq. Hanging out with US Marines (you can see the Marine in the background). Of course, he's killing a wimpy pirate.

Bayman

[Cless]

Random fact about ninjas: A female ninja is called a "Konoichi" (not "kagero" as I originally said. Sorry for the mistake!)

Umm...Ninja > Samurai > Pirate.

I think Pirates are just a bunch of foul smelling, grog swilling, eyepatch wearing, peglegged, hook handed, plank walking, cat o' nine tail handling, masochistic, bearded oafs and although they score high on the cool factor, any ninja worth his salt would have one reduced to a headless wonder in the blink of an eye. I'm sorry, but when poor Peg Leg Petay goes up against the ninjay, I can't imagine any other outcome.

OMG!
He's gone and insulted pirates!
Though it may not seem like it, I do like pirates. It's just I don't feel they would as skilled in combat, that's all. :riiight:

[amratis]

"Like...Wizards!....NINJA Wizards!"

"I'm a Wizard!"

"Yeah but you're not a ninja"

[DaremihC]

What about robots? Ooh! Ooh! Super Ninja Turtle Robot Wizard Samurai Pirates!! I'm gonna make a cartoooooon!!!!!

[theundeadhero]

Its a ninja. In Iraq. Hanging out with US Marines

Yeah, figures those stupid ninjas would hang out with those wimpy Marine types. Let me tell you, us Army people in Iraq hang out with the pirates and it's a party! A big party! With rum, and pillaging, and CUPCAKES!

[Cless]

Random Ninja facts, series two:
The Ninja devised an ingenious method of telling time by using a cat's eyes. Since a cat has such sensitive eyes, they adjust frequently as the sun passes through the sky.

[Blackmageboi]

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.

i saw this site i sucked! coz tey dont flip out or anything!

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

ninjas arnt killing machines! they do nothing of the sort thaat is a LIE i tell you!

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which means they can easily beat the crap out of any pirate, or samurai, whether it be hand-to-hand, open warfare, or toe-wrestling)

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."

i really hated that site
sorry if i offended anyone

[Itsunari 2000]

The Ninja were Feudal Japan's equivalent of the special forces - various Ninja clans hiring themselves out for acts of arson , terrorism , assassination and espionage for the highest bidder.Among the purported abilities of the ninja were dark magic ( kuji-in) , invisibility,superhuman strength and speed,the ability to breathe underwater,hypnosis(saiminjutsu), walk or run for days, to be in two places at once and telepathy.The lore and secrecy that shrouds these formidable warriors mean much of the truth is really a mystery , but it just shows how with intense training in the assorted ninja arts, a simple peasant could become a near-unstoppable killing machine.

[crazybayman]

i saw this site i sucked! coz tey dont flip out or anything!

ninjas arnt killing machines! they do nothing of the sort thaat is a LIE i tell you!

i really hated that site
sorry if i offended anyone

Jeepers, I was just kiddin'. I just got a kick out of that site. I guess I find the author's naive/childish/stupid/retarded humor funny.

I'm pretty sure they were really just hired assasins.

BUT THEY WILL STILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND NOT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!

[Blackmageboi]

Jeepers, I was just kiddin'. I just got a kick out of that site. I guess I find the author's naive/childish/stupid/retarded humor funny.

I'm pretty sure they were really just hired assasins.

BUT THEY WILL STILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND NOT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!

lol soz i just really hated that site

[Fuzakeru]

Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

It's things like this that make life worth living. I bought the book, by the way. It's just THAT awesome, kthnxbaiNOOBS!