With my fencing skills, pointed Serpentine tongue and sexy charisma, I'm one chick you DON'T wanna meet on a dark night in an alley. I'll steal your heart AND your money, 'cos I need both. *Sticks tongue out* Pirates are crap. All they do is jump around like weirdos going 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' and chewing their swords. So unprofessional. Actually, it sounds like fun! But my heart lies with the ninja, I'm afraid. No-one can seduce me away from it.