I got bit on my knee by a hornet when I was... three-years-old, I think. I remember the moment fairly well, though the pain is forgotten. I generally stay away from wasps, but bees are my friends and have never stung me no matter how many times I've come into contact with them.
Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
Only once, and I'll share the story because it was amusing and happened in front of ShlupQuack (Mandee).

We were playing Super Crouquet at her house and I knocked the ball into the fence down the hill of slippery ice plant. I took the path down and got it, and as I bent down I laid my hand on the fence... right next to a wasps nest. It erupted on me and I was screaming and trying to claw up the ice plant but I kept slipping and yelling for Mandee to help me, but she couldnt so she laughed.

Somehow I only got stung once, but... well this is why ShlupQuack and TheAbominatrix are best friends forever. xD
I still tell that story fairly regularly. You desperately clawing your way up the slippery ice plant, yelling "Mandee, help me!!!" One of the funniest moments of my life. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it. :fpexdee: