Hmmm....
I'll give it a go...

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Pah! 3WWW_______________
Creature - Pah!____________
Pah! is unblockable.
1WW-Switch Pah!'s Power and
Toughness untill end of turn.

No one can touch Pah! Why?
because he is super cool and
sexhayer than any of you.
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It's 'Ultra Rare', Yo!

Played Magic for two days back in... what... '95?