Have you ever eaten turkey bacon at breakfast? No

Do you eat breakfast? No

What's your favorite breakfast? None

What did your favorite breakfast used to be when you were, say, five? Nothing

Do you think you can put turkey bacon on turkey burgers? No

How's that for a themed meal? It sucks

Do you like poptarts? Yes

Do you like scrambled eggs? No

What's the weirdest breakfast food out there? Omlettes