Have you ever eaten turkey bacon at breakfast? What's that?

Do you eat breakfast? No.

What's your favorite breakfast? Nothing.

What did your favorite breakfast used to be when you were, say, five? Pigs in a blanket with syrup.

Do you think you can put turkey bacon on turkey burgers? Again, what's that?

How's that for a themed meal? ????

Do you like poptarts? Yes, Smore > all. Chocolate fudge is a close second.

Do you like scrambled eggs? Yes.

What's the weirdest breakfast food out there? Cereal.