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    Default Non-offensive insults.

    Proto just told me all my threads were too generic, probably still sore over his campaign loss. But maybe not.

    But anyways, the point is, I proceeded to defend myself by telling him his face was too generic. We all had a giggle.

    Have you ever been called something, or had something said to you that was intended to be offensive, but just turned out funny and/or stupid? Have you ever called someone something stupid for lack of wit? How did that make you feel.

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    Err, not sure if it counts, but I can do a pretty good impersonation of an old guy saying: "I'll kick you in the pants". It's a lot funnier sounding than what it looks, I swear.

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    That made me lol like for real.

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    I'm full of non-offensive insults. For an example, "Pull up your pants before the fashion police arrests you."

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    That made me lol like for real.
    Yes.

    Recently, my friend has taken up saying "Your face" to every insult I throw at him. It's fairly annoying, because, apparently, it beats all. =/ Or that I/she/he/they have been "dominated" "right in the teeth". He's compltely serious, yes, but nobody takes him seriously.


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    kikimm, that made me laugh really hard too. The "dominated" "right in the teeth". Wonderful

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    Your mom is a non offensive insult


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    Where have I heard "your face" before? Not too sure.

    I never intentionally say offensive things, unless I am totally pushed to the limit! There was this one time, that my friend was really rude to me, so I told him "Shut up, you a'hole." I certainly showed him!
    He was shocked because I'd never insulted him in is his life, so we had a laugh about about it afterwards!

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    "Ur Ghey."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojo
    Your mom is a non offensive insult

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    Any sort of Snizzism is a fun insult, and they're never offensive. Let's all embrace Snizzism, shall we?

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    I'll embrace YOUR Snizzism.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I saw ur mom on the internet.
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    And this is where I say "You've got a will, but it isn't free." :]
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    me and my brother pass around 'your mom' insults to each other... some times my mom does too... It's true.
    It's also funny.
    Laugh.
    Anyone can rule the world if they give it the ol' college try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA
    "Ur Ghey."
    You are a bad man, and i will ...

    KNOCK YOU DOWN!

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