Non-offensive insults.

[DMKA]

me and my brother pass around 'your mom' insults to each other... some times my mom does too... It's true.
It's also funny.
Laugh.

I always tell my bro "ur momma".

[WildRaubtier]

Isn't that redundant?

[DaremihC]

You're face is redundant...
Redundantly stupid! HA!

[Quina]

Your taxes reek of unitemized deductions.

[Meat Puppet]

meat_puppet_is_gay

[TidaRalique]

you anal taking uber dog spit guzzling monkey person

[eestlinc]

the best oblique insult is to call someone or something "interesting"

[-N-]

Your taxes reek of unitemized deductions.

!

[rubah]

we used Your Face for a long time.

and for a while, until I forgot them, I'd call people stuff like 'refrigerator' in some language, hebrew or something. Actually, I forgot it before I got to use it very often.

[Social Moon Firesky]

My friend's mum once said that I had behavioural problems once. When my friend told me that, I cracked up laughing! It's one of the funniest things someone's ever said about me. Mind you, I can see why she said that...Hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn't have...Spanner-puss and twazzock are what I usually call people. And twonk, but I got that off Red Dwarf. My dad calls me 'Cupboardy' as a cutesy insult, and I always reply with 'Pring'. Do they count?

[Orcan Fang]

My mom is a total offender. She embarrasses me way too much . Or threatens.

My mom is embarrassing. Does that count?

<B>EDIT: Please don't double post. Use the edit button instead. -Antigone</b>

[Clouded Sky]

Yeah? Well... you're a....... double poster! and you smell! (like that?)

[Chris]

Ah have you lost some weight? You don't look as fat as you did before.

Aimed at = Boris No No.

[Project G]

Time for a chav insult that doesn't hurt anyone but chavs- Yer Mum

[DMKA]

Ah have you lost some weight? You don't look as fat as you did before.

Aimed at = Boris No No.

That's not very nice.