Yeah I know... I don't like myself very much.
Yeah I know... I don't like myself very much.
You smell!
Basically any "Yo Momma" joke.
My sister's general retort is "I'll bite you! I will!"
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I like those 'you're so stupid' jokes. Me and my friends are always saying them to each other in lesson, and then we get sent out for laughing, 'cos we have some really paranoid teachers in our school. Blackmageboi likes those sorts of jokes as well.
Me and my buddies always tossed around the "your sister" jokes......just substituting "your sister" for "your mom", because "your mom" jokes began to get old......
Your friend, while having difficulty opening his beer, says: "jeez, this beer stopper is tight..."
you say: "your SISTER isn't tight!"
ha ha....ho ho......he he........neh
Juice-arse
THAT has to be my personal favorite
I create my own insults. Recently, I've been going up to my friends and rndomly saying stuff to them. Take this humorous incident in Physics for example:
Me: Dermot...(My friend's masculine name)
Dermot: What?
Me: (Wait until I have eye contact) You smell.
Dermot: (Doesn't bat an eyelid) Do I really...
Me: Yeah. Of <Affix random object here> (I ususally use 'jumpers')
Then me and Dani laughed our heads off, 'cos it was weird.