Who would vote for me as Prime Minister of Britain?

[Psychotic]

For the last time, I'm not getting rid of refugees. They have as much right to live in the UK as we have. So what if they're not born here? They need to shelter from the violence of their own country, so it's our duty to take them in. Besides, they take the jobs we don't want, and saying you want to get rid of them is insane! Britain is a multi-cultural society. That's what's so good about it!

I don't mind Britain taking in legitimate refugees, but I do have problems with us taking in refugees that have travelled through 5 or so safe European countries to claim asylum here. And haha, how many immigrants to Britain do you think are actual refugees, or just economic migrants wanting to abuse our health service? And I don't think the multi-cultural thing is a good thing either, it just leads to anyone mentioning the original culture being branded as racist or unpolitically correct. Have you ever noticed how every TV show has black/asian characters or presenters? It's totally unproportionate as those minorities make up 5% of the total population, but to say "Hang on a minute, this is reverse racism" is branded racist.

Anyway, my party will be better than any of the other old farts'. How many young politicians do you see on the news? None. And my party'll be cheerful and peaceful and nice and above all else, R A N D O M. Like me!

Haha, you should have been here for the EoFF elections last month. I made a very random party.

But seriously, you have to pay quite a considerable fee to stand for Parliament, and it'll be money wasted. You won't get anymore than 500 votes in any given constituency, and considering that the constituencies are 70,000 people in size, I don't think 500 will be enough to get in.