AL "Dreamboat Muffin" GORE!



One time I was on a burning boat, and by burning I mean the firey hot heat heat lava ouchy variety, but then Al Gore came in on his jetpack, threw a grenade at the fire and flew me away to safety!

And during the Cold War, those damn commies tried to storm the Pentagon using lasers and solar power. Many American and Ugandan soldiers fell, but Al Gore stood firm, and in a battle that raged for days he eventually smote down the invading commies armed with only a ball of string and a box of pencil sharpeners. He then used the same string and pencil sharpeners to invent the internet!

Oh Al Gore...is there anything he can't do?