Scariest Commercial Mascot
Inspired by my rant in LJ about how scary the Quaker Oats man is, and this funny article I found online about the scariest commercial mascot, I made this thread. Who do you think is the scariest commercial mascot? I put some that I found scary, but list some of your own!
*That site contains some profanity, just letting you know.
Arby's Oven Mitt scares me.
<img src="http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/villains/ovenmitt.gif">
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
That glove is creepy.
I've never liked the Hamburger Helper Hand, in the same vein of the Arby's oven mitt. I guess there's something about anthropomorphized human extremities.
Also, the Morton's salt girl. Why is she pouring salt, outside in the rain? Is it tradition from a now-anachronistic marketing campaign? Or some sort of satanic ritual?
Mr. Clean scares me. He's too muscular. And he looks even more sinister bald.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
That crazy Scotish guy from the Alexander Keiths commercials.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to run into Mr. Clean in a dark alley.
The Old Navy people arn't scary, just smurfing annoying. Every time I see one of those commerical, it decreases my chances of ever shopping at Old Navy again.
Ronald McDonald. Takes kids into his house, and lives with a giant purple talking turd.
The Kool-Aid Man. Anyone who's ever heard Dane Cook's standup routine knows why.
Not immediately scary, but imagine being forced to watch those ads on repeat forever.
Scary
Oh man, that Kool-Aid guy is scary. xD
And I don't know whether to laugh and say "wtf?" at that Miss McDonald LJ.
SERIOUSLY SKOGS! That thing is the devil. The way it jumps up to the screen, leers, and says "Hello!" *shudder*
That thing has some wires shaped as something. Is it an evil wing or an evil hand?
It looks kinda like a cow.
Also, why does Mr. Clean has white eyebrows?
Most definetly Mr. Clean. I knew a child molester that looked JUST like him!
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