The real thing:
Whiskey
Though there are realer things... like Bacardi 151, I just don't have a death wish.
The Real Thing!
Diet, but not Caffeine Free
Caffeine free, but not diet.
Diet Caffeine free Coca Cola
Diet Caffeine free Dr. Pepper
Diet Caffeine free Pepsi
Generic brands!
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water or something else
The real thing:
Whiskey
Though there are realer things... like Bacardi 151, I just don't have a death wish.
Boldly go.