Aww, dang it! They gave you one fancy toy. Chaining the key to your wrist was mean...I hope they let you turn it off to go to bed. It'd be super mean if they didn't. I don't really think it's sad that I don't have a happy place...when I get ticked off, I write poetry or if I feel inspired, I'll write a story. You could try that, stories are fun to write. I still haven't finished a single one though. I liked the Johnny Depp one you wrote a while ago, it was really funny. Was I the only one who replied to that?
I believe you were.....thank you once again for that, my lone fan.

And no....can't shut the baby off. I have to stay up all night, because its random cries are NOT going to wake me up. I sleep like a hibernating bear. Writing....yeah...I think I'll go work on my novel...that can keep me occupied for the next five hours, no problem. I guess writing would be my true happy place. Aww, sappiness.

edit: What lovely happy places! I feel the happiness seeping into me! It's so nicely....happy!

As a side note, that specific project your doing is the sole reason I skipped Health class.
It isn't just Middlesex.....o_O They're taking over the planet....