Smurfing Eyeson by Citizen Bleys
A parody of "Bloody Orkneys" by Hamish Blair

This smurfing board's a smurfing joke
The smurfing Knights are snorting coke
The smell would make you smurfing choke
In smurfing Eyeson

Half the threads are smurfing spam
The smurfing folks don't give a damn
The server's got no smurfing RAM
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing n00bs are smurfing pains
Unne smites in wrath with smurfing canes
The staff has got no smurfing brains
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing mods are smurfing rude
And smurfing ed is smurfing crude
And BoB is in the smurfing nude
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing oldbies spam by spree
Until shut down by smurfing Lee
You'll laugh so hard you'll smurfing pee
In smurfing Eyeson

Feedback's filled with smurfing sorrow
Yams'll post there, on the morrow
Your troubles share and smurfing borrow
In smurfing Eyeson

Del Murder thinks he's smurfing "leet"
And WesLY's tricks are smurfing neat
And Shlup'll take the smurfing heat
In smurfing Eyeson

Most smurfing fun is RSL
When he smurfing posts "smurfing hell"
You'll never break the smurfing spell
In smurfing Eyeson

And a stanza added later by irate Eyesoners...
Bleys is such a smurfing bore
He's not an admin here no more
We're gladdened to the smurfing core
In smurfing Eyeson