If you were a god...

[Gnostic Yevon]

Free Ice Cream and Candy.


And one day the Aeon will bring enlightenment and destroy the demiurge by sacrificing himself for the others. Ummm ... I really wasn't supposed to tell you that .... carry on. Long live the demiur --- I mean long live yu-yevon.

[boris no no]

if i were a god id give myself the ability to have multiple orgasms

hahahaha beat you! god bless being a woman!

[Chemical]

If I were God:

The world would not change


I believe that if there is a God he is just in giving us this realm of reality in the way we know it. If we have been given power by our God it is to make choices an descissions based on our surroundings as horrible or as tough as they might be... we've all been given the choice to act humanely or inhumanely. We've been given many choices.

If I was God:

There would be a Heaven and a Hell and I would be fit to choose who goes where, not the men and women who pretend to be clergy of my power. All humane people would be welcome in my state. All individuals, homosexuals, heterosexuals, asexuals who valued my morality would be welcome in my domain... but be ye warned men
with little compassion for the fires of Hell Burn.

Many of my children would be sure to despise me for the inequality, the pain and the suffering... but perhaps in the end they would learn that without a sense of sorrow there is no sense of happiness, without pain there is no pleasure. There is a dynamic force of Ying & Yang. Perhaps they would also learn that I have given them the ability to ease the pain and others by kindness of words, actions, love... that I have also given them the opportunity to evaluate and to create... not just more people either.. the ability to create the means by which they can find a way to feed starving nations, to come together and provide massive health care, to create pieces of art/music/literature that have aided them in understanding who I am, who they are and the important and value of life that I have given them.

As a Parent of Humanity there would be nothing more beautiful for me to see than the rise of community and self sufficiency of all nations.

I would also own my own Polish Diner.
You can never have enough perogies.

[Quina]

I would be Godzilla!

[KuRt]

I would have my way with Janet Reno.

Sexy as hell!

Riiiiiiight...

[Yew-Yevon]

if your board then play God of War on PS2.

[Boosk]

I would iliminate the flu so I could never catch it again! sooooo iiiilllllllllll. And I would watch my people grow and prosper until they have invented a PS2 then Id go down and play it! And I demand grapes!!! and pink fuffy bunny slippers! and boris no no will be my slave! MWHAHA HAT HAT HAT!!! and all will be well and everything will be good.And dogs can talk!!! and wear hats and do dances!!!!!!! yeah.Ill be soooooooo good as a god!!
Kagga - god of all that is kaggaish.

[Yew-Yevon]

if I were God i would have drag...er the Kantrishakrim (the word "dragon" is an insult to them) walk the earth again. And they would be the keepers of knolege

[XxSephirothxX]

If I was a god, I'd be quite disappointed, as I don't think gods exist, and my entire belief system would have gone to pot. But it would be fun to mess with people.

[Peegee]

Some sort of hedonism god probably. It's not really a stretch.

[lulusgirl]

I would do what i have always wanted to do...
TAKE MY STINKEN VIOLIN AND SMASH IT OVER SOMEONE'S HEAD! ! ! ! !

[strawberryman]

TAKE MY STINKEN VIOLIN AND SMASH IT OVER SOMEONE'S HEAD! ! ! ! !

after said event, would it explode?

[Shlup]

I'm not a god?

[boris no no]

I'm not a god?

*bows*

[Del Murder]

*bites tongue*