Most likely i'd oppress everyone and everything and kill them when they plan to rebel, or do anything that I feel like killing them for.
Most likely i'd oppress everyone and everything and kill them when they plan to rebel, or do anything that I feel like killing them for.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
Gaspu! That would be scary! Man-eating burgers! 0_oI vould rule with ze Iron Fist, and none vill escape my wrath! In my land, Burger eats YOU!
I'd get rid of the ugly people.
I would be a god who wants 10000 7 eyed monkeylizards as a sacrifice per day, otherwise i would summon humongous great elk ( :elk: ) to fart down on earth
Forget about things, and blame it on the GFs.
Geez, good thing none of you are gods
Wat
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wtf
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
Edit: I'd marry Liza Minnelli.
Build a giant chill-out pad for all and then slumber endlessly in the clouds.
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll!
Trust No one
what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll!Thats scary
I'd probably be all nice and helpful and such, until some schmuck started saying I don't exist, then I'll curse him...and his family and his animals and his friends and his job and his nads and his car and his house and his clothes. And prettymuch anything else he has anything to do with.
That'll learn 'im.
I'd Create a race, be nice, caring, and loving. And Pamper my people...
Then, once they all got spoiled and soft, I'd leave them, create riots, natural diseasters, diseases, a devil. I'd like to see how they react.
"Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
By Sephiroths Clone
Then take me as your follower Oh Mightiest of gods!what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll!
*bows*
I would create an uber playlist which would serve in my distribution of theme songs, battle themes, and just simple mood music to people's lives. I would will wild animals to attack people who wonder too far from their homes, and create magical weapons and armor for my people to use in battle with these beasts. I would shrink the world to only a few areas, each with a unique climate and background and 1 to 3 towns in the "kingdom". Examples will be Ninja Land in the east, Cowboy Country in the West, and a Northern Polar World where Santa rules as King. I will then make everyone in a certain town look the seemingly the same, and speak in a language so complex and subtle with its differences that to foreigners they sound like they're repeating the same phrase every time you press the A button in front of them.
And then I would unleash a being a supreme evil called, "Poopsie the Poopster." And all shall fear his name.
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