If you were a god...

[Dark Warrior]

First I'll give the people the oportunity of choise, if they want to born or not.
If they choise born: I'll kill them for being idiots.
If they choise not born: I'll take them to the heaven, named SQUARELAND. (A lot of Sex, Alcohol and LEGAL Drugs)... and of course
a lot of FF.

[mythus]

Hmmm... I suppose I would make sure no one could doubt I exists. There would be no death, and well since no one would die I would also do away with reproduction. Intercourse would then be a hobby. I would do away with different 'races' so that everyone got alone. I would make sure everyone's prayers were heard and answered, and they would actually hear my answer. And that is just the begining...

[Dark Warrior]

I forgot one thing...

I'll create a hell for those that chose live.

that hell is gonna be ruled by Barney, and he it's gonna sing all day "I love you." (Or wherever that damn song was call)

[bigbri2k5]

if i was a god i would be the vengeful god of war

[Loony BoB]

I'd do what the current God does. Watch. However, I'd also make sure people knew I existed. What they did with that knowledge would generally be up to them, but at least they wouldn't have any wars over whether or not I existed.

I'd also make sure that my girlfriend loved me for my personality and not for my, well, Godliness.

[FoxHoundx25]

I would not create life. It's cruel.

<s>since it's so cruel go end your own..hippie</s> edit by eest: not a very nice thing to say!

[eestlinc]

I advise you do not continue telling people to end their lives, Foxhound. Fair warning.