Internet personals suck.

[Harvest Moon]

Just saying.. they do..

They want your damn money and blood and remind you every five seconds and thier search engines are vague and annoying ANYWAYS..

I'm po! I don't have money to be no gold member! You think i'd be communist if i were a rich bitch?!

I'm in Florida! Why the hell do i care about some single lonely wench in Saudi Arabia?!

I HATE YOU ALL!!! >_<

*huff puff huff*
sorry, gotta rant.. >: /

[Raistlin]

I take it you haven't gotten a date yet, eh?

[Harvest Moon]

I take it you haven't gotten a date yet, eh?

no. >: |

i'm not happy about this, even my loser friend sb just informed me he's got a girl. SB! HE DON'T BATHE!! >_<

[eestlinc]

internet personals give those of us who don't meet people out in the real world the opportunity to experiece rejection like everyone else.

[Jojee]

Screw those sites, use EoFF

[Harvest Moon]

Screw those sites, use EoFF

somehow i seriously doubt some nice girl is going to miracously pop up that happens to live in Florida. >: /

Damn Florida, full of old people and Cuban commies. >: |

[Jojee]

somehow i seriously doubt some nice girl is going to miracously pop up that happens to live in Florida. >: /

Me!

Edit: Just kidding, btw, I'm a monkey. =|

[Cybele]

somehow i seriously doubt some nice girl is going to miracously pop up that happens to live in Florida. >: /

Damn Florida, full of old people and Cuban commies. >: |

How old are you? You really couldn't need a girlfriend that badly. Besides, trust me, us girls will annoy you to no end.

[Harvest Moon]

How old are you? You really couldn't need a girlfriend that badly. Besides, trust me, us girls will annoy you to no end.

20 ;_;

And anyways most girls say I'M annoying. They say i talk too much..

[Cybele]

20 ;_;

And anyways most girls say I'M annoying. They say i talk too much..

I'm sure you're not annoying. There's nothing wrong with not having a girlfriend. You should enjoy your freedom!

[Harvest Moon]

well i know there's nothing WRONG with it.. but..

1: I'm lonely.
2: My other friends suck.
3: It would keep me from having the urge to dismantle reality.
4: I'm needy emotionaly I just don't let on about it so I whimper like some lost puppy late at night by my loansome.
5: I'll just countinue to degenerate into a larger larger Satanic dick-hole unless I get one soon.

[-N-]

If anything, having a girlfriend will encourage #5 more than not having one.

[Cybele]

well i know there's nothing WRONG with it.. but..

1: I'm lonely.
2: My other friends suck.
3: It would keep me from having the urge to dismantle reality.
4: I'm needy emotionaly I just don't let on about it so I whimper like some lost puppy late at night by my loansome.
5: I'll just countinue to degenerate into a larger larger Satanic dick-hole unless I get one soon.

Do you honestly think that getting a girlfriend will fix all of that? I mean, a girlfriend might make you feel less lonely, but that's about it. I think that if you were to get a girlfriend, it might make life suck more than it already does. Especially if you get dumped. My advice would be to get some new friends who don't suck. That should fix some of your problems. As for being lonely in the middle of the night, it'll be a long road before you get a girl to stay over night.

[Meat Puppet]

Money buys love.

[Psychotic]

HI IS NE1 HER IN UK HU IS HOT GURL WHO IS 4-153 YRS OF AGE HU WANTZ A HOT BF HU IS ME I AM HOT AND BOI!!!