I like to wear t-shirts that have a clever geeky image, word, or phrase. People think I'm a geek based upon it, so it works out.

I also wear baggy pants because it makes my legs look bigger in proportion to my fat body, which is usually clothed with a dark color shirt to hide shadows and continue to help the illusion that I'm not quite as fat as I really am.

It's loads easier than working out or (god forbid) eating right.